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Monday, 28 November 2016

Shock And Poor Service: How Arrow Treat Their Customers

Oh yes,

We're back again, covering that dear old Arrow chestnut again! Jeez! After more than five years of runnning this blog, I honestly thought that I'd never have to post another negative story about this utterly feckless company, but here we are, and it's a genuine humdinger!

So what's got my goat, this time around, I here you all ask? Simple: really shitty customer service, from a company that gives Absolute Sweet FA about its customers! I shall explain...

If you collect horror films, you will probably be aware that Arrow recently announced a massive, multi-disc release of many of Herschell Gordon Lewis's major works, in a humoungous, and humoungously pricey Boxed Set. The standard version, was available via Amazon UK, and had a retail price of around £150. (This eventually came-down to a much more reasonable, but still uber-pricey £92!) However, Arrow being Limited Edition Specialists, decided to announce a Super Deluxe, Limited Edition Set, only available from a specific website - not their own, I might add. This set, would contain extra material, in the form of books, and other assorted ephemera, but was limited to just 500 copies in the UK and an additional 500 in the USA.

These Limited Edition sets sold-out within a week or so. But Arrow allowed people to sign-up, to a "waiting list", in case - nearer the time of release - some people had not paid-up, or some had cancelled their orders.

I was one of the lucky recipients of the waiting list!

On Thursday 20th October, I received an e-mail, that said I had been succesful in securing one of the Limited Edition sets. I just needed to pay £160 via PayPal to Arrow, and then my set would soon be winging its way too me, via a courier firm. But I had to pay by Sunday 23rd, or else my order would be cancelled. Thus, I paid them that same evening, and waited.

No e-mail came to confirm that I'd paid anything, but I decided not to panic.

Jump forward to Monday 24th October - release day! Now, the standard sets had already started being shipped to Amazon UK customers, and some had even had them the same day. Arrow posted on their Facebook page  this  later on that day, at 12:06pm:
**SHOCK AND GORE - UK DELIVERY UPDATE*** Calling all UK Shock and Gore recipients! We have a few updates for you in relation to your orders so please read the short FAQ below for more information.
Q. When will my order ship?
A. UK Shock and Gore sets are shipping out from today.

Q. How will orders ship?
A. Each set will be shipped securely via a courier. Sets will be sent via Interlink to UK addresses and via DHL for international addresses.

Q. How will I know when my set is shipping?
A. We will be sending individual email confirmations once your set ships. These will also include your individual tracking info so you check in on the progress of your delivery.

Have an additional question that isn't covered above? Please get in touch with our team at who will be able to assist.
We hope you all enjoy your sets once they arrive!
Fantastic! Myself and all the other 499 people who'd paid for this set started getting excited. But then, in true Arrow fashion, it all went horribly wrong! Very, very horribly wrong!

Monday came and went. Tuesday came and went. Wednesday came and went. By Thursday, people still hadn't had any e-mail confirmation that their sets had actually been sent out. So, people started posting on the Arrow Facebook page, asking about it. Here are some of the responses, with people's names removed, for security purposes:

As you can see, people were getting agitated, but according to Arrow, at 2:40pm, everyone's e-mails had been "personally replied to"...

...except they hadn't!

I'd sent a polite, but concerned e-mail to Arrow on 26th (the day before) and had had no reply. Twenty-four hours later, I e-mailed again, explaining that myself and others were becoming very worried that none of us had appeared to have had a response - any response of any kind - and could they extend us the courtesy of notifying us what was happening. This time, I'd sent my e-mail to four or five different e-mail addresses linked to Arrow, in the vague hope that someone would respond!

No response came back! And, it seems I wasn't alone as the following appeared on Facebook...

One person had had their set! Just one! The rest who had got a response, were being told to contact Interlink, the Courier firm Arrow had paid to get our SHOCK AND AWE sets out to us. Yet when people did call Interlink, we had no Tracking Reference Numbers to give them, so we were forced to give our names, addresses, phone numners and/or e-mail addresses to see if Interlink had any parcels linked to us.

Guess what?

Interlink had no parcels!

I called Interlink too, and was told that I had no parcel linked to my name, address, phone number or e-mail address. Their advice was to go back to the sender (Arrow) of the parcel! Wonderful!

Later on Thursday lunchtime, Kevin Gilvear e-mailed me the following:


We’ve spoken to our courier today and have been informed that orders have started to roll out. E-mails should go out soon to customers. There’s little more I can do to help as of right now. I just hope that folk will have these sets in hand very soon.

I do understand the frustration you’re facing and I say this as a customer myself. I wouldn’t be happy waiting for something that I paid good money for to arrive late either. Unfortunately I’m not in a position to phone you, but we are doing our very best to ensure that people get their boxes and we are investigating the matter so that this can be avoided in future.

Kevin Gilvear - Customer Relations Supervisor

Astute readers will notice two things:
1) The response is basically sets have gone out, and that customers just need to be patient.
2) That Arrow essentially say "Sorry, but we can't assist you any more"!

Not the best way to deal with sets worth £160 each, of which there are 500 - some £80,000's worth of stock!

The messages kept piling up on Facebook...

I sent another e-mail to Mr Gilvear:

Hi Mr Gilvear,
Thank You for your speedy reply. I note you say "E-mails should go out soon to customers". How soon? Today, tomorrow, the weekend, next week - when?! If you can't answer that question, then someone else needs to do! So, can you please find out when e-mails will be being sent out?! It's really rather important!
You, or someone at Arrow needs to put a note-up on Facebook, or send an e-mail out to all other customers, and tell them/us what is going on! The problem isn't really that the item is delayed, it's the deathly silence from your company on what is/is not happening! It's the lack of information, and customers being forced to contact you, in a very angry and upset state, because we can't get answers to simple questions.
I appreciate the update, but Arrow really needs to get its act together on this!

Can you please pass my previous e-mail and this reply to the management, so they are aware of what is going on? We shouldn't be being kept waiting like this for information, whilst you sit on £160 of our money!

Later on Thursday afternoon, I telephoned Arrow. For reasons I still don't grasp, the phone number they place on their website goes to their Head Office. Yet, it seems only a handful of receptionists work there, and they can't, won't or simply point-blank refuse to connect you through to anyone. I was told that I needed to e-mail in a complaint, or write too them, as "they are the only department who can help"!

To my mind, this was unacceptable! I'd already sent two e-mails, and had no useful response, and Arrow were telling me Interlink had my parcel, but Interlink were telling me there was no parcel! So each company blamed the other.

Eventually, I stated to Arrow that unless they connected me to someone who was willing to help, they would leave me with no other choice but to take legal action against them, by reversing my payment via my bank; sending PayPal a complaint that the goods I had paid for had not been delivered, and Arrow were refusing to help me out! It was only at this stage, did one of the receptionists put me through to Liane.

Liane, for those who don't know, appears to be Arrow's main Customer Services lady. I explained my situation too her, but all she could do was say what I already knew: namely that the parcels had gone to Interlink, and an e-mail would be forthcoming! Clearly, Arrow seems to think that sticking their head in the sand, is a sound idea!

I gave Arrow an ultimatum. If my parcel was not with me by 5pm on Friday, I would be taking further action, because of their flippant treatment of me, and others. I also explained that there had still been no Facebook updates, and there were plenty of other people in the same situation as me - being left hung out to dry!

Liane e-mailed me about 30-minutes after my phone call, and sent me a couple of JPEG's showing that Interlink had the parcels, but with no Tracking Reference Numbers, the information was basically useless.

Friday came and went. Saturday came and went. We are now at Sunday 30th October - a week after these sets had allegedly been posted out to customers, and still I found complaints littering Arrow's page with angry and confused customers wondering what was happening, and still there was no further updates from Arrow or Interlink, nor any further e-mails.

It was at this point, I sent them one final e-mail:

Dear Arrow and Arrow Management,
Well, it's now Sunday 30th October 2016 - 7 days since you claimed (in your Facebook posts) that these SHOCK AND GORE sets were supposed to be being sent-out by Interlink. Having called Interlink on Friday afternoon, they say they have no records of any parcels under my name, address, telephone number or e-mail address. So, in their view, they know of no parcel that is in their system that is waiting to be sent out to me.
Yet, according to Liane, the courier have had the sets since Thursday, and were out for delivery Thursday and Friday.
Not mine, it would seem! Nor many other people's going by the angry comments on your own Facebook page! Yes, a few people have had their sets, but many people haven't!
I've certainly had no phone calls, no e-mails, no cards slipped through my door to say any attempts at a parcel delivery has been made or is due to be made anytime in the near future!
To then have Liane send me a couple of JPEG's that don't really help or prove anything, other than demonstrate that Arrow are desperately trying to absolve themselves of blame/responsibility, and to then tell me to simply continue to be patient and that my set will arrive, and that I will get an e-mail is - frankly - taking the mick massively!
So, this is your FINAL WARNING: if I don't get my set delivered to me, at my address, by 5pm (17:00 GMT) on Monday 31st October 2016, I will be going back to my bank to reverse the £159.99 payment I made to you, and also reporting your company to both PayPal (for non delivery of goods) and to Trading Standards as well!
The way you have treated both myself, and many other customers, is nothing short of disgusting, and has essentially been a two-fingered salute to each and every single one of us! This will be your final warning! Don't mess me about!!!!

Sunday came and went, with no more updates, and no response from Arrow. Though to be fair, expecting a reply on a Sunday may have been a bit too much. But still...

At this point, it's now Monday 31st October, and myself and others are still none the wiser! One or two people appeared to have had their sets, but had had no e-mails or Tracking Reference Numbers or information e-mailed too them, and it was only pure luck that friends, family or neighbours had been in to accept the deliveries. But many others, still had nothing to show for our £160!

My previous e-mail seemed to have done the trick! I had a response at 12:53pm, from Liane, that said:


I have finally received confirmation that your boxset will be arriving to you today between 1:04pm and 2:04pm today. I’m sorry that you have had a terrible experience with the delivery of this boxset, but as I’ve explained to you, we have similarly been in a frustrating position dealing with correspondence from our webstore and the couriers. This delivery situation was far from ideal and please know that we have been doing everything in our power to figure out what’s happened here. I do hope that you can enjoy the boxset despite this experience. I will be calling you in a short while if you need any more information at this time, or if this email suffices for your delivery information, please let me know. My sincere apologies again.

Best regards,

You'll never guess what happened next...

...Who'd have thought it - no delivery!

Cue a phone call at 3pm from Liane to me: "I see you rejected the delivery of your parcel" she says. Did I? Because I've been sat waiting like a chump, for my doorbell to ring, or the letterbox to have a card put through it, or even for the courier to call me to ask me where my address is, but nothing's happened. So for me to discover I've rejected the very parcel I've been desperately trying to get for the past seven days, was frankly laughable.

Liane promises to investigate! At this point, I'm thinking of just reversing my payment, and telling Arrow to go screw themselves, and I'll settle for one of the basic sets from Amazon UK instead. At least Amazon will get my parcel too me safely, and if anything goes wrong, their Customer Service is usually pretty reliable. Eighty minutes later, I get a text message from Interlink (and you're going to love this):

As requested we've changed your delivery date to 1st Nov. See your 1hr delivery window & more info on day of delivery... (followed by a weblink).

Are you fucking kidding?!

Another call to Liane, demanding some kind of explanation. "Well, the courier tried delivery, but can't attempt a second delivery today. So, they'll try again tomorrow"!

Oh, for fuck's sake!

I then telephoned Interlink, complain to one of their Customer Service agents, and get told that my delivery will be out for delivery again tomorrow, but that there's nothing they can do. So I demand to speak to a manager. "Why?" Ummm, because I want too? No Customer Service agent has the right to stop you from seeking redress, and this agent was determined to do exactly that. After he refused to connect me, I hung-up on him, and called back in again. Got through to another agent, and demanded to speak to a manager, explaining to them that I was fed-up of being messed about by their company.

I was eventually connected to someone who did help me. It turned out that my delivery driver had attempted to deliver my parcel to an address 2.5 miles away from the actual address on the parcel! Even he was shocked at this gross failure of the driver concerned. We agreed, that the driver would have to redeliver my parcel the next day, but that it was to be left for me with staff at a local shop who know me well, and whom are happy to take-in parcels for me. Thankfully, the next day, my parcel arrived!

Sadly, it arrived heavily damaged! The cardboard sleeve of the item was torn-through, due to inadequate packaging from Arrow, and presumably from my parcel being bashed-about by the Interlink staff. So I contact Arrow. Getting through to Arrow is like trying to get blood from a stone! They will stonewall you at every step. This time, I wasn't taking any shit from them! I had to threaten them with legal action - again - unless they connected me to someone.

Spoke to Liane. Got asked to send-in an e-mail with photos of proof, and was assured that they did have replacment lids, and one could be sent out too me. That night, I e-mail photos of the damage. As you can see, the damage was fairly substantial, for an item like this. The entire corner was crished, and torn right the way through the entire thickness of the case!

Three more days of non-response from Arrow! No e-mails, no phone-calls either! This was just winding me up to a point where I thought the only guaranteed way to get their attention, would be to contact PayPal, and simply reverse the entire £160 transaction, and maybe that might do the trick.

For two more days, I called Liane, and had to leave messages with the receptionists at Arrow, because Liane's "in a business meeting" or "on a long conference call". Basically, excuses, followed by more excuses. Is it really that much to expect a reply to a phone call, at some point between 10:30am and 5pm, or am I just being unfair here?

I eventually got through to Liane, who said that Kevin Gilvear had e-mailed me earlier that day, about my damaged box. And then came the shock news....

There are NO replacement containers available, and NO replacement sets available either! There probably never was, and Arrow probably never intended there to be!

Basically, I've been well-and-truly screwed-over by Arrow!

I've had enough!

Fuck you, Arrow, you cheating, thieving scumbags!

I've spent £160 on an item, that is heavily damaged, and Arrow have no way of repairing or replacing it! Absolute incompetence of the highest order! I am now posting this to the entire world, so they can see what utter, fucking shysters Arrow truly are! They still haven't learnt any lessons about Customer Service since the SHIVERS and ZOMBIE FLESH-EATER debacles of past years, and it seems they really just couldn't give a fuck, once they have your money!

So, I've now got an irreplaceable, damaged £160 Limited Edition set, that is worth significantly less, because it is damaged, and which - should I ever wish or have too - I cannot sell for even the price I originally paid for it, because of their incompetence! And I'm not the only one! I know of at least one other Arrow customer, in the same boat as me, and I've had to explain to them, that - like me - they will NOT be getting any replacements, because Arrow hasn't actually got any in stock, nor are they making or receiving any! So, that's at least two people who have items that are ruined!

I've raised a complaint via PayPal, asking for a partial refund, but Arrow have told PayPal that I must return the entire item back to Arrow, at my own expense (and via a "secure" delivery company - a fucking joke if ever there was one), and only then will I get my original £160 back, but nothing more. Otherwise, they've told me they're not helping me any further! (Clearly Arrow don't realise that they're breaking the law here, but Arrow isn't being run by the brightest lightbulb's around, is it?!)

Arrow, I hate you! You're fucking useless! I will never order from your company again! You clearly don't give a fuck about anyone, and couldn't give a rats-ass whether items arrive safely or on time! Your attitude sucks, and to be frank, if this post names-and-shames you on a global scale, then good!

If I sound vindictive, then that may well be a very fair assessment! I don't want to be, but when someone sells you a £160 lemon, I think you have the right to expect them to fix it, and not fuck you off and tell you to just go make lemonade! Yet that is exatly what Arrow have done.

Tuesday, 25 October 2016

Video Watchdog Ceases Publication

Evening All,

Some sad news has come to my attention today. For those of you who are a little "old school" like me, and enjoy physical products (books, DVD's/Blu-Ray's, magazines, etc), then it saddens me to tell you all that one of the last genuinely useful and resourceful genre magazines being published, is no more!

VIDEO WATCHDOG (VW), which started in 1990, has ceased to be, and has filed for bankruptcy too!

Published by genre stallwart Tim Lucas, and his wife, Donna, the magazine was a DVD-sized digest magazine/journal, published every couple of months, covering all aspects of the horror, sci-fi, fantasy and cult film genres. Detailed and authoratitive articles about films from all corners of the globe, including extensive reports on censorship, alternative cuts/variants of films, this was a horror fans Bible!

Yesterday, the following notice was posted on the VW website...

With regret, we must announce that—after 27 wonderful years—we are no longer able to publish new print editions of Video Watchdog.
Some of you have been with us since the early days of "desktop publishing," when bookstores carried a wide variety of offbeat publications catering to all kinds of niche readerships. It was an exciting time, one in which Video Watchdog thrived. From the time of our first pre-publication ads in 1989, The Perfectionist's Guide to Fantastic Video has never stopped evolving—growing from 60 to 64 to 80 pages in its black-and-white configuration, blossoming into full-color with issue 100, and introducing interactive digital versions of each issue in 2013. We can confidently state that our most recent issues were among the best we ever published.
Over the last quarter century, we have always depended on newsstand sales, subscriptions, advertising, and—because all of that was still not fully sustaining—side projects in order to continue publishing. We were able to make ends meet so long as all of these facets were working together but, in recent years, it has become a losing battle. There are many reasons for this: the diminishing number of retail outlets, the sad state of print distribution, the easy availability of free information and critical writing via the Internet, and the now-widespread availability on Blu-ray and DVD of so many of the once-obscure titles Video Watchdog was among the first to tell you about. After trying many creative ways to generate sales to compensate for newsstand losses and lack of advertising support, rising shipping and postage costs, and a depressed economy, it is simply no longer possible to keep Video Watchdog moving forward.
Looking back, we take great pride in the fact that, in our time, Video Watchdog was able to present the writing and original art of the genre's most talented writers, artists, and thinkers; that it attracted the attention and respect of so many of the great contemporary masters of cinema (from Scorsese to Del Toro); and that its coverage inspired a number of people to enter the film and video businesses to promote film restoration and preservation from the inside. We are deeply grateful for the contributors and audience that enabled us to sustain our publication for so long.
The coming months will be difficult as we try to figure out what's next for us, and what awaits Video Watchdog and its readership. Please bear with us during this uncertain time, and we will keep you informed of further developments as they become more definitive.

Tim & Donna Lucas
Sadly, if you didn't live in the USA, then it was becoming harder and harder to get hold of the magazine. For me, despite being a subscriber, I was getting two or three out of every six issues being published. At £7.50 UK / $11.95 US, it was a pricey title, and whilst it was always worth reading, it was extremely frustating not knowing whether I would get the next issue or not, and often being told "The Distributor hasn't sent us any copies this month, and we can't get order any other copies either. Sorry." was not what a regular reader wanted to hear. I fear that the distributor's have only exacerbated the problems for Tim and Donna, which has lead to the publication's hasty demise.

Irrespective, I wish them both in their future endeavours, and hope that this excellent publication can, and will, be resurrected in the near-future, in one form or another. It would be awful to see Video Watchdog just vanish from the world of cinema journalism.

Thursday, 29 September 2016

A Quick Autumnal Update

Welcome Back, One And All,

I trust you are all in good health, and enjoyed the Summer break. This is just to let you all know that I am now starting a Masters Degree in Film Studies, and as such, my updates will probably be even more sporadic and erratic than usual.

I am definitely NOT ceasing the blog, but I just wanted to inform my readers that if I don't update it for a couple of months, not to worry. It's still something I enjoy, but my degree has to come first.

With Thanks for your understanding and patience.

Wednesday, 10 August 2016

The Longest Wait Ever!

Hello, There!

It's been a long, long, LONG time coming, but it's finally here! It's not horror, it's not an exploitation flick, and it's not an extreme film either (unless you count its duration), but it is probably the most important piece of celluloid ever made in film-history, and extremely culturally important too, and for that reason alone, I have to announce it on this blog.

Yes, Abel Gance's 1926/27 historical epic NAPOLEON is finally coming out on UK Blu-Ray and DVD, almost 90 years after its inception and original release!

Kevin Brownlow, who has dedicated his entire life to the rediscovery and championing of this movie, will finally see his work come to fruition, with the first-ever, Blu-Ray and DVD release of the full-length, 330-minute-long, completely restored and remastered print of this masterpiece, along with the original score by Carl Davis.

For years, this cinematic extravaganza has been only available in heavily-butchered editions, often with atrocious picture and sound, with dubious film-scores, and/or via bootlegged sellers. Alternatively, it was only available from the USA, with the hideous Carmine Coppola score. The Coppola family refused to let this film be shown anywhere in the world, unless the film was shown with Carmine's diabolically awful music. As such, this film has rarely been shown anywhere.

Thankfully, the Coppola release, did not apply to the UK, bizarrely, and work continued in the UK, to release the film with the original music. Carl Davis and Kevin Brownlow worked together, for over 30 years, to get the music back to what it should be, constantly rescoring and re-editing the film as new footage was discovered and restored, and it was eventually premiered at the 24th London Film Festival in 1977, to critical and public acclaim. The film was then extended, with newly-discovered footage, and premiered again in 2000, 2004 and then lastly and most recently, in 2013, which is where I was lucky enough to experience it for the first time, at the Barbican Centre, in London.

What makes these screenings so special, is that a large 80-piece Orchestra performs the entire work, for the entire duration of the film. Normally, the film is split into four "parts", the longest being 2-hours in length, with plenty of breaks between each one. As such, a screening normally runs to about 9 hours in total - it's an entire day's worth of viewing, but it's absolutely an experience you will never forget!

Now, for the first time ever in the world, a legally-sanctioned and painstakingly-restored version of the film finally can be yours, for around £30. All five-and-a-half-hours worth.

The British Film Institute (BFI) have been working on this for decades, and if the words "labour of love" ever need to be used in their rightful context, then this film is definitely it. Even if you aren't a huge fan of Silent Cinema, you really owe it to yourself to see this film once in your life. It really is jaw-dropping in every single sense. And the finale! My God, it's a finale that blows all other finales out of the water. I won't spoil it for you, but if you've never seen it, the ending is just a wonder to behold.

If you want more information on the film itself, then click  here  for a short write-up on the film's historical significance.

Get this film now, and then watch it on the biggest screen your physically can! Pre-orders now available from the links below, but be warned this will almost certainly be Region Locked to Region 2 for DVD and Region B for Blu-Ray! The release date is currently set for 21st November 2016.

Blu-Ray Version - Amazon UK 3-Disc Blu-Ray Pre-Order

DVD Version - Amazon UK 4-Disc DVD Pre-Order

I'll be back soon. For now, enjoy the Summer Holidays, and I wish you all well!

Sunday, 26 June 2016

June 23rd, 2016: The Day Britain Invaded Itself, And Lost

Evening Everyone!

It's almost 48 hours, after one of the most galactic fuck-up's of all time in British history, and I still can't quite come to terms with it! If you aren't remotely interested in politics, in any way, shape or form, you may prefer not to bother reading this post at all. I'll be back with more film-related stuff, soon. For now, though, I need to get this off of my chest...

On Thursday 23rd June 2016, Britain went to the polls, to vote in the  European Union (EU) Referendum.  The election choice was simple: do you want Britain to remain in the EU, or to exit the EU?

On Friday 24th, Britain woke-up to the decision, that at about 4:40am, 52% of the electorate had indeed voted to exit, or Brexit (British Exit) as it has been commonly referred too!

Shortly after 8:00am, the FTSE 100 Stock Market opened, and shares plummeted, to dangerously low levels! Barclays Bank, lost 35% of its stock value within minures. Other banks and financial institutions lost between 20-35% of their value. This may not sound relevant, but stocks and shares alter the value of your pension, your home, and whether you may still have a job tomorrow! And by 8:30am, the UK had lost its Prime Minister (David Cameron), who - in pretty much every other aspect - resigned, or as I prefer to think of it, the selfish captain of a sinking ship decided to jump ship and save his own neck rather than that of the passengers and crew.

As the day went on, things just became worse. Nigel Farage, head of the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP - part of the Leave campaign) came out with a "celebratory" speech in which he said that Brexit was a:
"victory for real people, a victory for ordinary people, a victory for decent people. We have fought against the multinationals, we have fought against the big merchant banks, we have fought against big politics, we have fought against lies, corruption and deceit. And today honesty, decency and belief in nation... And we will have done it without having to fight, without a single bullet being fired, we'd have done it by damned hard work on the ground."

What he seemed to forget, was that a week ago, British MP  Jo Cox  had been shot and stabbed to death by a man in her Yorkshire constituency! The attacker was caught and arrested, and is currently pending trial. She was just 41 years old! Farage is not exactly renowned for his excellent memory, or his party's tact.

By 4:30pm on Friday afternoon, more than £100 Billion had been wiped-off of the FTSE Stock Market. The New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) wasn't looking much better, nor were the NASDAQ, Dow Jones, and many other Stock Markets around the globe! This decision was no longer just affecting Britain, but affecting the entire world!

Later that evening, Marine Le Pen, the head of the French branch of the National Front party, thanked Britain for its decision, and said it was a "victorious" choice. When you have the head of the Far Right party thanking you, you have to ask yourself if the right decision really has been made.

The reason I am writing this post, is because I am angry, nigh bloody livid! I am all for democracy, but when the split is so small - less than 1.3 millions between the two options - you have to wonder whether this is truly a decision that should be abided by. Both sides of the campaign, Leave and Remain, used every sly, devious, treacherous trick under the book to get people to vote, with endless spin, lies and bullshit spread as far and wide as humanly possible. So, dear readers, please do not be under any illusion, that I am claiming that the Remain side were paragons of virtue, for they were not.

I did vote to Remain, for many reasons. I believe that problems are better sorted out together, not on your lonesome. I believe in being part of a global outlook, not an insular outlook. I believe in equality for everyone, no matter who you are, where you were born, what you creed, race, gender or sexuality is. I also voted to Remain for more selfish reasons: I enjoy the access to European and World Cinema at my local arthouse cinema, who get large amounts of funding from the EU to be able to show some of the more esoteric and unsual films that may not get released in the UK on DVD or Blu-Ray. I enjoy being able to import films from Amazon USA, Amazon Spain, Amazon France, and Amazon Japan, with relative ease, and usually with minimal import duty or customs fees.

Importing films will soon become much more expensive,for UK film fans as we are now technicallly out of the EU, and has already been charging non-US/Canadian customers Import Fees Deposit on any order/pre-order that totals more than $25! With an average, new-release Blu-Ray, selling for about $35, you'll pay about another $10 in postage charges to most countries within Europe, but then you have to add-on another $10 for the Import Fees Deposit! Suddenly, your $35 order has almost doubled! In British Sterling, that is about £35, up from the usual price of around £23! This means that if you would wish to pre-order a new-release title, such as Grindhouse Releasing's triple-disc release of Lucio Fulci's CAT IN THE BRAIN, you're going to be paying through the nose for it!

What's worse, is that even though Amazon now uses its own Courier Service in the UK (called Amazon Logistics), and thus you have Amazon sending you its own parcels, via its own shipping/freight services, and then delivered by its own courier company, to its own customers, you're effectively paying money to Amazon, for them to deliver their own parcel with their own services.

How the fuck does that work?!

And just to add insult-to-injury, if you wish to claim the Import Fees Deposit back, you have to wait at least two months, and then pester Amazon to refund it, because:
1) They won't do it automatically for you
2) They won't refund it, unless you ask them too
3) They'll claim that Import Fees were paid, but A) you won't have paid them (you'll know if you had, and by how much), and B) they won't let you have any information as to which Customs Office/Department they paid, nor in what country said Office/Department is based in, nor how much was paid by them, on your behalf, and can offer no proof of any fees being paid at all, and
4) Even if they will refund it, they'll make it as hard as possible so you don't try and claim it back in the future!

You'll even find, you may have to speak or Live Chat to more than one person, and really hammer them to get them to refund you the Fees back, as they will make things extremely hard for you to get back what is rightfully yours. Basically, this is a monolithic company just royally screwing people over, in some new fangled manner, that appears to be wholly secretive and a law unto itself, but is being introduced off of the back of political turmoil.

I've even tried asking them why the Deposit was introduced in the first place, and why they can't do what they used to do, which was if a parcel had any fees to pay, the customer got a local Customs Office/Department to send them a letter to say that a fee needs to be paid, and if they don't pay it within three weeks, then the parcel gets returned back to the Sender. No matter who I asked, or at what level within the company, they refuse to answer why it was introduced, or why they make it so hard to claim it back. After all, if you don't pay any Customs Fees for recieving the parcel, why should Amazon keep your hard-earned, when they won't tell you what Fees they allegedly paid, or to whom? No company run ethically would do this. More to the point, it's illegal to NOT keep records of Customs Fees: of what was paid, when, and to whom. It's a form of Tax Evasion!

But I also like the fact my British Passport gives me free and unfettered travel across 20-odd other nations within the EU, should I need or choose to travel. Sadly, 52% of the population who voted, voted Out, and I and many other Remain voters are being told to simply "Suck it up", or patronised with "It'll be fine. Just be patient"!

Considering they've taken the entire nation off of the edge of a cliff, without any backup plan, I'm severely panicking! What kind of deluded person jumps off a cliff, with no safety net, no parachute, and no idea how high up the drop is, and when they push you off, they say "Don't panic. It'll all be okay soon"?!

No one!

No one would be that insane, and yet that's how I, and many other people who voted to Remain, now feel. It's one thing to go off and commit suicide, if that's what you want, but what you don't do, is drag other people along to watch it, or make them take part!

Yet this is exactly what has happened, in my view! The Brexiteers didn't explain, and continue to be unable to explain what their plan is, now we are leaving, and all they can do is tell us to sit quietly and be patient.

They've fucked with my life, by narrowing my options of possible employment, should I wish or need to change careers. Being out of the EU means my access to non-English-language, non-mainstream films probably will get curtailed in one manner or another. That's not something I feel is fair. It may not matter to the Brexiteers, but it's a major infringement in my choices.

In fact, going from news reports on TV and online, plus many official and non-official sources on social media, many Brexiteers appeared to have voted "Out" purely to "stick it to Brussels", to "stick it to the British Parliamentary system", and/or to "stick it to immigrants and foreigners"! (Yes, large swathes of the Brexiteers really are that bigoted and narrow-minded, it would seem.)

Sadly, what they have failed to consider is A) what they plan to do once we are out, and B) how much of our country relies on, and needs "immigrants and foreigners". Our National Health Service would collapse within days, without the many hard-working immigrant staff the NHS employs, and it's already struggling as it is. Many immigrants do low-paid, long-hours jobs that many Brits simply refuse to do. The vast majority of immigrants come to the UK, to work, get work, and do work! They're not the lazy, feckless, Benefit-scrounging scum that much of the UK media and likes of UKIP would like you to think they are. And no, despite this poster...

...which was wheeled out, just days before the EU Referemdum took place, the UK is NOT at "breaking point" at all! This is just a cliche and a horribly-offensive myth that the Brexiteers have been and continue to peddle. The fact that the poster seems to have been based on a still from a documentary about Jews fleeing Nazi Germany, also doesn't help mitigate the problematic nature of the poster! It's just an outright lie, being bashed around the head of knuckle-dragging scum, who seem to think our country's problems (a mediocre economy, lack of employment options, low wages, limited access to high-quality housing, etc) is all the fault of Johnny Foreigner! It absolutely isn't, but the Brexiteers just won't accept this.

With the Brexit camp having now won the Referendum, it's become seemingly acceptable to demonise anyone who doesn't seem "British" enough, either because of their accent, skin colour, or ethnicity! In the past 48 hours, there have been plenty of horrible stories of British people who happen to be "foreign-looking", or perhaps don't speak Received Pronunciation English, of being verbally or physically assaulted - either by single or groups of people. In almost every instance, the cry from the offending idiot was "We've voted out of the EU, so you need to go back home. You're not wanted here"!

What a sad day! On Friday morning, and even now, I felt and feel totally ashamed to call myself British! June the 23rd was the day Britain invaded itself, and lost! The endless stream of bullshit that has stemmed from the Brexiteers, and politicians, all say the same thing: we're better on our own.

No, we are not!

The hypocrisy seems to go undetected. When Scotland had its Referendum, to go Independent from the rest of the UK in September 2014 - see  here  for more info, England and Wales and Ireland all said the same thing: "Don't go. We're better together". Scottish people voted to Remain, and the rest of the UK breathed a sigh of relief.

Jump forward less than two years later, and suddenly Britain is saying the exact opposite! We've separated from the EU, because we're supposedly better on our own. Sadly, this is not the British Empire of the 1930's and 40's, where Britain trounced across the world, discovered land, and claimed it as their own. That's history, but the Brexiteers seem to be saying exactly that - that we're British, and we can do anything we want, because we're British.


Scotland voted to Remain in the EU, as seen in yellow, from this map  here  , but because they are still attached to England, as part of the UK, they're now being forced out of the EU against their collective will. That's not demoncracy, is it? Northern Ireland are the same. So now that Scotland is seeking to have another Referendum, to separate from the UK, as in 2014, what's Britain doing? We're telling them that they can't have one, because we're stronger together, and it wouldn't be democratic to split the UK up!

Aboslutely hypocrisy of magnum proportions! And, oh, the double-standards!

We all know politicians lie and deceive the electorate. It's not right, but we expect it. No country can claim that their politicians are somehow more noble, because treachery goes on in every corner of the political globe. But we've got to change things! When a vote is nearly 50-50 (or 52-48 in this case) is it right, fair or just to say that nearly half have to simply "suck it up"? On Friday, some Brexiteers were interviewed on TV, and were saying they regretted voting to Leave, or voted this way, because they didn't think their vote would make a real difference! See any of the following links...

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Democracy is about being fair to all, and when it's a decision where there is no going back on it, surely everyone should take the decision seriously? This wasn't like a normal Election, where - if you don't get the party/politician you want, then you can boot them out at the next Election. This was a once-in-a-lifetime chance to stay or leave. Treating it so flippantly, like you might do if deciding whether to have pizza for lunch, rather than something healthier or cheaper, is not the way to do it!

Your decision affects real lives! It affects real people, and has major consequences!

Alas, the decision has been made, and despite it shocking the world - and shocking Britain - it's a reality! But I refuse to just accept the "Just be patient" response we are getting from Brexiteers and politicians. We need a plan, and we need to be told what's going to happen, and when it's going to happen! We need to know how this decision is going to affect us all, and what it all means.

Right now, every day is just a massive uncertainty, and it's turning into a real-life horror film, that I want no part of!

One final point: if all of this has left you feeling miserable as sin, then I shall leave you with this 15 minute clip from HBO's political comedy show LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER. This episode dealt with the whole Referendum, albeit before the result was known. It's a brilliant, biting expose of how horrible the whole campaign has been, but it's also one of the funniest things you will ever see.

Be warned: there's a large amount of very strong language, so it's NOT SAFE FOR WORK. But, that aside, it will at least cheer you up and make you laugh - and laugh very hard. Enjoy!

Thanks for reading!

Friday, 3 June 2016

The Daily Mail Is Up In Arms Again!

Hello Again,

The beloved (that's sarcasm) Daily Mail has got its underwear in a bunch again, over another forthcoming film, and - despite the journalist concerned not actually having seen the film at all - she wants the BBFC to ban it.

Should you wish to read the offending article, please click  here  . However, to avoid giving them even more traffic hits than they deserve, here's the article, along with my comments (in brackets and italics) debunking it in full. With Thanks to Dave at  Melon-Farmers,  for the original article links. Enjoy!
Headline: Has cinema ever been so depraved and the censors so amoral? Clare Foges on the extreme violence, cannibalism and lesbian necrophilia in new film THE NEON DEMON. (Cinema has been depraved ever since its invention, where film-makers depicted that extremely well-known work of literature The Bible. A title that features murder, mutilation, incest, rape, animal-slaughter, human and animal sacrifice, and much more. So if you're going to get wound-up about a work of art that's only about 120 years old, you may want to take a long, hard look at the world of literature, where much of film takes its ideas from!)

Booing, jeering, shouting at the screen: it was not the behaviour that’s normally expected among the glitterati at Cannes. (Actually booing and jeering is quite common at Cannes. Several well-known, and award-winning films have been booed and jeered, including IRREVERSIBLE from Gaspar Noe, and ANTI-CHRIST from Lars Von Trier!)  But in a screening at the film festival last month this was the reaction to a new film, THE NEON DEMON, which by all accounts is as gruesome and gory as they come. (So, "by all accounts", you actually mean what other people have told you, but which you yourself have not actually seen, yes?) Extreme violence? Yes. Cannibalism? Yes. Lesbian necrophilia? Yes. (And you know that the film contain extreme violence, cannibalism and lesbian necrophilia, based on what actual factual information, Clare?)

The story is of a 16-year-old girl who tries to make it as a model in Los Angeles — where she is preyed upon by various psychopaths in an orgy of violence. (Again, how do you know the film is "an orgy of violence"?)

One reviewer breathlessly describes how ‘corpses look like love objects’ and ‘beauty mingles with mangled flesh’. The film’s poster shows a beautiful girl, her chest slicked with blood. The guts and gore are given a glittery sheen and a cool electro soundtrack. (Actually, there is no official UK poster yet, but the only poster that I can find that will probably - and that's the keyword there - going to be the UK poster, is this one...

... and, - surprise, surprise - the UK poster absolutely does NOT feature any such imagery at all, whatsoever!) Not surprisingly, several critics in the press screening walked out, appalled by the level of violence. (But you have no idea if they walked out based on the level of violence, because you've already admitted that: 1) you didn't see the film at Cannes, and 2) we have to assume that you also didn't ask anyone who walked-out, why they walked out. So...)

THE NEON DEMON is now before the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) to decide on its UK release and an appropriate age rating. This begs the question: will the BBFC roll over, as usual, allowing yet more depraved content to appear on our cinema screens? (And by roll-over, you mean, approve a film with an adult rating, that you and all your cohorts at the Daily Fail can get all vexed over, and froth at the mouth, yes? Just because you find something "depraved", doesn't mean the rest of the UK does. I find most religions "depraved", but as long as religion doesn't impinge on my life - which it generally doesn't - then I usually let bygones be bygones. But I certainly don't stop other people from following a religion, just because I dislike or disapprove of it.)

For the fact is that over the past four decades, the BBFC has grown increasingly lax in allowing films with extreme violence — approving scenes that are disturbing for young audiences. (Actually, no the BBFC have NOT grown "increasingly lax". They have done many, many different kinds of research, with the young, adults and parents, and the academic and educational communities, to ask whether these people feel that - on balance - the BBFC is doing a good, reliable and honest job. The response, has been almost unanimously, a "yes"! Again, you say they're "approving scenes that are disturbing for young audiences", but - as we will see in the next paragraph - your examples are poor selections.

Recent years have seen some astonishing decisions. There was THE DARK KNIGHT (2008, Christopher Nolan)  the 2008 film from the Batman franchise, which was passed as 12A — suitable for children under the age of 12, with adult supervision. (Exactly! It was given a 12A rating that warns all parents that the film was NOT suitable for viewers under 12 years of age, but which, if parents decided their children were going to be able to deal with the themes and content of the film, parents could accompany them to a screening.) Any parents reared on the jolly old caped crusader might have innocently assumed it was suitable for a young child. (No, they wouldn't! Most sensible parents would have known that the modern Batman films - since 1989 - have been anything but suitable for a young child to watch, because almost all of them have been given a 12, 12A or 15 rating, for cinema and home viewing releases!)  Yet it contained scenes brutal enough to make any adult wince — such as the Joker skewering an unfortunate victim through the eye with a pencil. (From what I recall, you see the Joker stab someone with a pencil in the eye, but there is no graphical detail whatsoever. Also, the scene is very much shot so you think you see far more violence, than you actually do.)

In one sickening scene he relates how he came by his famous grin. His father had been attacking his mother with a knife, when he saw his son looking serious, so, according to the Joker: ‘He sticks the blade in my mouth . . . “Let’s put a smile on that face!” ’ Holy smokes, Batman: why on earth did the BBFC think this was suitable for 12-year-olds? (Probably because, most 12 year olds are quite mature to deal with this kind of slightly-edgy violence, whilst being wholly aware that no one is actually being stabbed in the eye, and that they are also aware that no one sane would commit such an act of violence. Ms Foges seems to be assuming that all 12 year olds still play with Tonka Toys and Barbie Dolls, and read The Beano. Some may, but most won't.

Then there are the HUNGER GAMES movies, with scenes of children forced to kill children and monsters eating people alive. The producer of the first film said even he would not allow his own young daughter to watch it. (True, they do show scenes of children being forced to kill other children, but it's all done relatively safely, and with a huge moral theme - something the BBFC themselves noted in their Insight information on the film, which can be read  here  as evidence. As for the producer, I can find nothing online of any cast or crew-member claiming to have said anything of what the Daily Fail claims. And even if they did, they probably said that they would not have shown the film to their young children, which - seeing as the films received a PG-13 rating in the USA, which means parents are strongly cautioned that the film really isn't at all suitable for anyone under 13, but some parents who feel their children can cope with the film's theme and content, just like with the UK 12A rating - are permitted to accompany them to see the film in a cinema, meant that their kids were under 13, and therefore they rightly would not let them see them.)

Indeed, some parents claimed their children were so distressed that they had to leave the cinema early. And yet despite loud complaint, the BBFC has happily given all the films a 12A rating. (Yes some parents did claim their children were distressed, but the key-word here is "claimed". The BBFC did receive some complaints, but most were from parents concerned about the film's content, before they'd actually seen it in cinemas, and basing their views on online previews and reviews of the books. And some complaints came from parents who took under-12's to see the films! Also, the BBFC actually gave cut versions of the films a 12A rating. The first film in the series, is actually certificated with a 15 rating, signifying that - in its original and uncut form - the BBFC did NOT feel that the film was suitable for anyone under 15. Fifteen year olds aren't children, but teenagers!)

It did the same for THE LOVELY BONES — a film about a murdered teenager looking down on her family from the after-life; and the WAR OF THE WORLDS — a fantasy with one scene of a ten-year-old girl watching dead bodies float down a river. (Both films contain some occasional thematic or brief instances of content that are more mature/adult in tone, but generally-speaking, both films feature content that - overall - should not, and probably would not, upset or distress most 12 year olds in the 21st Century! Any such mature content, would be brief, discrete, and only hint at something.)

Then there was THE WOMAN IN BLACK, considered suitable for pre-teens, with its story of a ghost manipulating children into hurting or killing themselves. One scene showed a little girl setting herself on fire. Oh, and for good measure, a woman hangs herself. (The film is based on a classic, and very popular ghost story, written more than 30 years ago. The film itself was cut for the UK, and the two scenes Ms Foges talks of, were heavily-censored in the UK, to tone-down their potentially shocking nature. Having seen the 12A rated UK version myself, the film is not that shocking at all. The girl who sets herself on fire, is accidental, and the hanging is toned down, so you only briefly get the idea that someone has been hung, without the graphical detail. That said, the film is a ghost story, and ghost stories are meant to shock!)

Now, I’m not suggesting children should be restricted to a diet of Enid Blyton and Thomas The Tank Engine. (Well, actually, you kind of are, I'm afraid.)  But I’d argue that such disturbing content is too much for 12-year-olds — let alone eight- or nine-year-olds, even if they are accompanied by a parent. (So you believe that you know more about most children, than their own parents do? Really?!)  And if the children have been failed woefully by the censors at the BBFC, what about adults? (No one has said that the BBFC has failed anyone - except you, in this damn article!)

In the Seventies and Eighties, the BBFC banned a host of films, from the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (sic) to STRAW DOGS, on account of their gratuitous scenes of violence, rape and torture. (True, they did, but those same films were extremely controversial at the time of release, during a difficult time in British history. The BBFC still occasionally bans some films today. It's just that it's very rare, because most film-distributors want to see their films in UK cinemas, not banned outright. And films are only banned in 2016, if they really do breach UK law in some aspect.)

But material which would have been considered beyond the pale — even for over-18s — is now passed with barely a snip of the censor’s scissors. (Not entirely true. Material banned in the 1920's and 30's, was passed 30-40 years later. Material banned in the 1960's, was passed in the 1990's and 2000's. Time moves on. People and populations change, and the nature of people change, so that what was once banned is now seen as passable/acceptable. That doesn't mean that the BBFC are wrong in passing these films. We laugh at what was once banned. Watch the final few minutes of the acclaimed CINEMA PARADISO (1986, Giuseppe Tornatore) to see a good example of what we once banned, that we then unbanned and passed as acceptable.

Some of the films afforded an 18 rating are frankly beyond the pale: sick and dehumanising. (That may be your opinion, Clare, but that doesn't mean they should not be legally passed with an 18 rating in the UK. What one person is offended by, someone else finds perfectly palatable. You can't just ban something, based on one person's view. Which is why the BBFC don't generally ban films these days.)

For example, the BBFC saw fit to approve a French film called IRREVERSIBLE, which depicts, in close-up, a man’s face being battered into a bloody mess with a fire extinguisher. It also contains a 10 minute-long depiction of a rape taking place in an underpass, filmed in one unflinching take. The scenes were so disturbing that they were used by psychologists at University College London during an experiment into ‘intrusive memories’ and post-traumatic stress disorder. (Yes, the film does contain those two scenes, and yes, they are incredibly disturbing, but so they should be. They were meant to shock and upset and offend! Their point, was to show how violence and sexual violence has consequences, and can destroy people's lives, if it is allowed to pass by them, unchallenged. The film was meant to show that violence and sexual violence is repugnant, and is distressing and sickening. It was an antidote to all the usual Hollywood action fare, where violence was often shown, with little or no consequences - to the aggressor or their victims. If anything, IRREVERSIBLE is a film that puts people off rape and murder, because it is so harrowing and horrifying! That's a good thing!)

Another film given 18-approval was ANTICHRIST, showing scenes in which a man has his genitals beaten. There is also a scene of a woman mutilating her own genitals with a pair of scissors. In 2014, the film censors passed NEKROMANTIK for DVD release — a foul Eighties German film which had been banned for a quarter of a century for depicting a threesome between a couple and a corpse. There are also scenes of a rabbit being skinned alive. (In terms of ANTICHRIST, the BBFC stated, that whilst those scenes mentioned by Ms Foges, would be controversial, and potentially offensive, the serious nature of the work, and the fact the film deals with the clear, psychological decline of the characters, meant that the scenes should not be cut. And, to be fair, whilst the scenes are graphic, and repellent, and disturbing, they are there for a purpose. Anyone who "gets-off" on them, really has bigger issues at play. For NEKROMANTIK, the threesome, is clearly faked, with one of the ropiest looking corpses ever put onto screen, which clearly demonstrates the low-budget nature of the Jorg Buttgereit film. No one would believe it is anything other than a special-effect, utilising a fake corpse. Secondly, the skinning of the rabbit, was footage taken from a farming documentary, from what I recall, and as such, doesn't constitute a breach of the Cinematograph Act 1937, that forbids the inclusion of any material of an animal being killed, injured or put under duress for the sake of a film. Oh, and the rabbit isn't skinned. It's shown dead, and then being re-skinned and alive. So, technically, the footage isn't illegal.)

A host of films featuring so-called ‘torture porn’ or ‘gorno’ (a portmanteau of gore and porno) have been passed — movies such as the SAW and HOSTEL franchises, which show serial killings and mutilation in graphic detail. Perhaps worst of all is THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE series. It is difficult to convey the films’ full depravity — but basically they show a demented scientist who kidnaps people and stitches them together to create the centipede of the title. The characters are tortured without mercy, the human body brutalised in a depraved way. (So, whilst you can't convey the films' full depravity, you've still attempted to do exactly that, haven't you? The first film is actually nowhere near as violent as people think it is. There's very little violence shown on-screen. It's the concept and what you think you see, that disturbs people. That's one of the reasons the BBFC passed it uncut in the first place, with an 18 rating, because there was so little material that was going to cause a problem for most adults. The second film, however, was effectively banned, in its uncut version, and the BBFC approved edition, lost 2m 37s worth of the worst and most detailed material, to render it suitable. Again, whilst graphic and disturbing, it certainly does not show "the human body brutalised in a depraved way", as you claim.)

The film-maker has boasted of the effect of his vile work, proudly declaring that he ‘saw people vomiting, people left the [movie] theatre because they couldn’t handle it’. Cynically, his publicity material was splashed with the question: ‘Is this the sickest film ever made?’ It might well be — but what possible case can there be for allowing such hideous material onto British cinema screens in the first place? How is it acceptable for the vilest depths of human perversion and cruelty to be packaged up as entertainment? (Many, many films over the years, have proclaimed to be the "sickest" or "nastiest" or "most disturbing film ever made", and the vast majority are anything but. The few that are, are either banned, cut or not legally available in the UK. That said, people vomit over many things. That doesn't necessarily mean it's a bad thing. Would you be getting upset if cinemagoers were watching THE JUNGLE BOOK, or BAMBI, or MINIONS, and vomiting, because they were so sickly sweet? I doubt it. As for "the vilest depths of human perversion and cruelty to be packaged up as entertainment", you can't lay the blame at the doors of cinema. You need to lay the blame at the likes of Bram Stoker, Mary Shelley, Shakespeare, Robert Louis Stevenson, Charles Dickens, the Marquis De Sade, and many others. People who you would say have created some of the greatest works of literature ever! Film didn't create the horror genre. Literature did! Dare I mention The Bible again?)

Libertarians will argue that adults should be allowed to watch whatever they want. (That's correct, as long as the content is within the law!) Indeed, the BBFC argues that, ‘in line with the Human Rights Act’, they will not normally ‘override the principle that adults should be free to choose their own entertainment’. (Again, absolutely correct!) But there are laws that govern what people can watch. Images of paedophilia, for instance, are illegal — for fear they may corrupt, harm or inspire those watching. (Because paedophilia is a criminal offence, and filmed material of paedophilia is the filmed event of a real child really being sexually assaulted or violated! No one in their right mind would even consider hinting, let alone demanding, that such material be legalised!)

 So why are there not fears about torture, extreme violence and brutal rape inspiring inadequate viewers to emulate such depravity? (There are laws. These laws, for films at least, are governed by BBFC certification and classification. They stipulate who can and cannot watch certain films. Alongside cinema staff, it is up to parents/guardians of children to regulate what their children access. So there are laws in place, that you seem willing to ignore, to try and bolster your poorly-defined argument.)

Why has the BBFC abrogated its responsibility to protect the public ‘where material or treatment appears to us to risk harm to individuals or, through their behaviour, to society’? (They haven't! See my comments above!) The BBFC might argue it is taking its cue from changing social mores; that as society has become increasingly liberal and unshockable, its ratings are becoming more relaxed. (They have, and they do regular research with parents, teachers and children, to determine what they should or should not pass at each certificate level.) Hence we see rating deflation: video nasties become video normals, the Godfather I and II are reduced from an 18 to a 15; previously banned material is now shown on late-night TV with barely a raised eyebrow. (That is true, but that doesn't mean it's wrong. Time ages everything. Time softens what we once thought was shocking or scandalous. There was a time, when women couldn't wear skirts that were above the ankle. There was even a time, when it was legal to "own" another human being as a slave; to rape your wife, to hang another person for a crime. That doesn't make those times right. Or do you believe that we need to stick to archaic laws, to stick to your archaic view of what you want the world to be like?.)

But the truth is that film doesn’t just reflect our cultural climate and moral standards — it also helps to create and shape them. The more horrific the movies, the more desensitised British filmgoers become. (In your opinion...) Of course, in some cases, the depiction of violence can be essential to a great film. For example, 12 YEARS A SLAVE, the Oscar-winning work about a man kidnapped and sold into slavery in the 19th century, included a scene in which a slave girl was strapped to a stake and whipped. It was so nauseating I couldn’t watch most of it. But, yes, it was important to convey the reality of an evil trade and its violent masters. (So, some violence is acceptable, in some contexts then? You are cool with a film, rated 15, to feature a white man mistreating a "negro" slave, because that was "important to convey the reality of an evil trade and its violent masters", but you are not happy with a horror film showing violence, because that's just sickening, nauseating and offensive? Would this be double-standards, on the part of the Daily Fail again? Surely not!)

But this is a world away from the ‘torture porn’, desperate-to-shock drivel which the BBFC has allowed on our screens. (Except it isn't a world away at all. Violence is violence. The violent content in 12 YEARS A SLAVE was graphic, nauseating and repellent. So was the violence in THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE. And so was the violence in the 1930's version of FRANKENSTEIN, at one point in time.)

What art is there in people being eviscerated in the most graphic way without even the fig leaf of a proper plot? (And who are you to decide what constitutes "proper plot", Ms Foges? Have you made any films, or written any books? No, of course you haven't. You've just penned a shock article for a site/publication that just happens to peddle in the same violence, sexual material, filth and degradation, that you proclaim to be so against. Are you not aware of the Daily Mail website's own "Sidebar Of Shame", in which scuzzy photos of scantily clad women are placed online, for everyone to judge and condemn? Are you not aware of your recent article on BBC2's historical drama VERSAILLES in which Daily Fail journo's Unity Blott, Charlie Moore, Jo Tweedy and James Dunn complained vociferously about the sexual content, but then pepper the said article with "salacious" (your words, not mine) photos about the "debauched" content?! The hysterical double-standards that you operate on, is laughable. When you had a film reviewer called Christopher Tookey, who condemned a film - THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 - he had not even seen, people rightly laughed at him. Yet your publication tried to list his work as credible journalism. On the one hand, you criticise sex and violence, and in the other, you peddle sex and violence to your readers and website followers under the guise of "investigative journalism" speaking as if you are on the side of "truth and justice", when you are doing anything but. Like Mary Whitehouse, who you adored, you say one thing and then do the exact opposite. If it wasn't for sexual and violent media, you would have nothing to publish! You revel in it!)

What kind of enjoyment can be derived from watching scenes of gratuitous sadism? (Plenty! I enjoy horror films, and find them cathartic. Violent films calm me down, and de-stress me!)

What corrosive effect is increasing exposure to violence having on young people’s imaginations? (Bearing in mind, you'd have banned some of the greatest pieces of literature human beings had ever created, the "corrosive effect" you speak of, is a pretty lousy defence, when - as I've just said - your entire publication wouldn't exist in the first place without this same content. As for "corrosive effect", you'd better not teach kids anything about the real-world. Don't tell them about terrorism, religion, politics, the media, or anything else, lest it warp their minds. And you may also wish to cease publication of your own esteemed organ, seeing as it peddles sex and violence to anyone willing to pay around 60p for it - irrespective of how young they may be, or how suitable your wrag might be for them, or even what physical, psychological, emotional or mental damage it might do to these innocent minds!)

When extreme violence becomes mainstream, this does not enrich our moral wellbeing — it diminishes it. (Well, it can do, but it depends on how you define "violence" in the first place.) Don’t hold your breath, but wouldn’t it be wonderful if the BBFC took a stance and banned films designed only to shock, sicken, corrupt and deprave? (And yet, they do take a stance, and ban films designed to shock, sicken, corrupt and deprave! So, what's the problem?!)


As you can see, the Daily Mail, is - as usual - trying to have its cake and eat it, and then be angry that its had its cake and eaten it! In the Daily Mail's eyes, no one should be allowed cake, except the Daily Mail, and they want the right to eat it, then moan it's awful on our behalf. Warped journalism at its finest.